Pretty Person of the Week (and Post-dating is my favorite!)

So........this week the pretty person of the week is somebody I know basically nothing about yet (yet being the key word). But the man is cropping up in everything I read and look at this week, so I had to post about him. I give you....Blake Riley!

Like I said, I know basically nothing about him, but every time I see a picture of him (even when he's clothed) my breath catches and I'm like "Oooh, who's that beautiful man?"

I'm finding the (non-pornographic) pictures I can, but this is tough work! :-P You can go see a photo of him with Johnny Hazzard and Tyler Riggz on Hazzard Ahead -- it's actually a photo from the Grabbys too! (And there's a picture of Johnny and Francesco D'Macho there as well!)

He's cute, aside from in the looks department but also in the personality department, if what little is on his website so far is any indication.

I know he's done other stuff than his work on Randy Blue, but I honestly can't tell you what it is. I feel all underprepared, but that's okay. You know you actually look at these posts for the pictures, and not the stuff I say. :P

And he's a dancer too. Of course, I missed his appearance at Club XL and his appearance at Chris Harris' Big Easy Mardi Gras party (which were around the same time). There are pictures of the Mardi Gras appearance though -- and they are HOT!!

Disclaimer: All pictures borrowed from BlakeRiley.com, and I didn't ask permission so this whole post is basically totally illegal. But I only average 55 hits a day, and I'm (definitely) making no money so...what are the chances someone actually cares? :P

EDIT: So how about one of my managers at A&F made out with him at the Big Easy Mardi Gras party? Yeah, I'm so jealous of her.

Oooh, you so pretty!

Another installment of the Pretty Person of the Week. This is one I've been sitting on for a while. (Unfortch, not literally. :-P)

It's another porn star (and you know, when I say star I mean it!) This week we have Mason Wyler. (Oooph, Google is making this hard. It's difficult finding pictures of the boy that don't have his (or someone else's) gorgeous tool in them.)

If you want to stick him in a box (which you shouldn't, and I know ya'll are thinking about dirrty places you want to stick him now), he's a twink. You guys may have noticed, that's not a type of guy I usually put up on Thursdays. Heck, usually they're not even blond. I think this is actually the first "twink" I've ever put up, come to think of it. I guess this emphasizes that I don't have a type.

But then, if you think about it, does Mason fit into the idea of "twink"? No, he's so much hotter than that. Sure, he's thin, but not anorexically and the boy is muscled! To some of us, he has the perfect amount of muscle too. I mean, there's muscle but he's not about to go breaking anybody in half with a hug.

He's not incredibly tan, which I would consider a good thing. It's encouraging for those of us who have tanning issues (i.e. we burn, or we turn orange) to know that we don't have to be tan to be really, really, ridiculously good-looking. In fact, we don't have to be tan to be celebrated as a star. It's a relief.

I can't imagine that anyone reading this blog (except maybe Johnna) wouldn't have heard of Mason Wyler, but just in case I'll give a little outline of his career. He started, I think, on the website Corbin Fisher way back in 2005. From there, he supernovaed to stardom. Next thing you know, he's doing Closed Set: Titan Stage One by Titan Media. All Worlds Video did his next film, Down the Drain. Then his hit came, from Falcon Studios (I love them, if you hadn't noticed!) as he was a star in their film Spokes III. It should be noted that I don't know anything at all about the first two Spokes movies, which tells you what Mason did for that film! Soon, he appeared in another Titan film, then on the website Randy Blue (several times!), then he shot for Hot House, then Falcon again, followed by Colt Studios. He appeared again for Titan and Randy Blue, before jumping into the websites Mike Hancock and English Lads. He's all over the gay porn world, and I don't think anyone would have it any other way. I, personally, can't wait to find out where he's going next.

He's a very honest person, as you can tell from reading the blogs on his Myspace (which I linked to above, and am borrowing pictures from because Google is totally not helping...) He answers basically any question anyone can ask, and like any real person he doesn't take well to rudeness. I think it's really admirable that he's so completely honest. You just gotta love a guy who doesn't deal in bullshit, and is upfront about it. And still genuinely nice, as well! Also kind of goofy, which is adorable.

I love his face too. Not that any of you who regularly read this are surprised by that. Anyways, the thing I love most about his face is how expressionate he is. (And the photo I'm using to demonstrate this is an exclusive of his Myspace, so I hope he's not overly protective of those. :-P It also demonstrates the goofiness, so we're killing two birds with one stone.)

Anyways, he'd definitely be on the "Possible Future Husbands" list except for one tiny detail: he's got a husband already. And from what I hear, sounds like the Real Deal to me.
Oh, and he likes Asian men. Which is cool, except that I'm not Asian. I know, my boring heritage fails me again. :-PDisclaimer: I pulled all of the pictures off of my Google Image Search or from Mason's Myspace.

(PS Anyone else who subscribes to Hazzard Ahead probably noted that he's also the focus of the last post on there. It's really a great minds think alike kind of thing, I'd decided that Mason was gonna be this week's feature last Thursday. Still, yay for extra Mason-attention/pictures!)

"If you sell your soul, at least you've made a sale"

"It's All About the Green" from The Wedding Singer -- the musical -- is quite possibly the cleverest song about greed I have ever heard. I love it. I love that whole musical, actually. But that really has nothing to do with anything, that's just me being extremely attention deficit.

Last night was insane.
First I went out, in the torrential rain, to Club XL. It was PACKED! There was a Countdown to Pride event that I had forgotten about. I didn't stay long, but I said hi to most of my friends there, including some who weren't there last time I was. Pot Pie said there were seventeen dancers working, and at first I thought "Nobody's gonna make any money!" but considering how many people were there, I can imagine that everyone made out like bandits.

So then I headed to Mirabar to meet up with Grace and another friend of mine from high school, Naseer. Also, Ryan, who I've known for a while but never met in person, came. So we were hanging out having fun and the club started to get pretty crowded too. Apparently I like to dance more than them, so I kind of stayed on the dance floor most of the night and they watched so I didn't end up spending as much time with them as I would have liked to.
The Pennsylvanian I thought I recognized was there again, so this time I grabbed a chance to talk to him. Turned out I hadn't lost my mind -- he really is who I thought he was. I ended up hanging out with him and his friend who, as it turned out I'm friends with on Myspace but hadn't met. They were in RI on a spontaneous little vacation but they left this morning.
I also met a guy named Joey. We may or may not have made out. On the dance floor. Whatever. I gave him my number, I got his. We'll see what happens there, but I'm not convinced. There was drama with his friends, and his text messages are...frequent. And occassionally clingy. I sure know how to pick 'em, don't I?
I also ended up making friends with a bartender named Jim, a guy named Justin who I went to a diner with and who is awesome. I also met some guy named Lenny who works there but I couldn't tell you what his job is.

So, I am still trying to decide where my night job this summer is going to be. I'll have something worked out soon, I'm sure.

Oh, and in other news...I have discovered (through going back to ages-old comments) that Hazzard Ahead is free to be a member of. So now I feel silly, but oh well. :P That's why I threw a Johnny Hazzard picture in here. Also I've had a string of posts with no pictures, and I feel boring and sad.

"All you gotta do is bring the house down!"

Right so....firstly, apparently I missed some comments on one of my posts forever ago -- in which someone advised me that subscription to Hazzard Ahead is free. Uhm, whooooaaaa, missed the boat on that one. Anyways, I'm now a subscriber. :)

The real news of today is this, though: Last night I went insane. Or maybe I did.

I went out clubbing with my friend Grace, who I went to high school with. She and I have gone from being attached at the hip, to less-than-secretly hating each other, to being indifferent to each other, to being like normal friends. It's been a ride, but I love the girl. She's a total homo honey. (That's a new word for me, but I love it. I'm using it as an umbrella term for all the different varieties of fag hags *except* a homobro. :P) (PS, I spend too much time on Urban Dictionary.)

Anyways, we went to Mirabar for their retro night. I have been before, but found it too crowded for my tastes. You could barely move. And, perhaps because of the company I was with, it was determined more fun could be have at another club where, y'know, it was possible to walk. Last night that was not the case -- the most fun to be had was definitely at Mirabar. I saw some friends I hadn't seen yet this summer; Josh, Michael, Joey, and a few others. Also, we got hit on. Both of us. Seperately. Her by an old guy that pretends to be gay but is actually straight, so he can pick up girls at gay bars -- so he says. Providence can be a very strange place.

Thursday's Pretty Person...

So I'm a few hours late. So sue me. :-P
(No, please don't...)
Anyways, today, as our first pretty person of 2007, I'm giving you quite the Rascal, so you better watch out. ;-)

Yeah, this week we have the hottastical porn star Johnny Hazzard!!
I've heard some (insane) people, for a strange reason I cannot fathom, say he's not hot. I don't get it. Maybe they don't like his hot tatoos, or the glamorous jewelry he wears, or possibly his entrancing eyes, or the fact that he is one of those rare guys who pull off scruff in an incredibly hot way, or his cute smile...

He's got a unique style that, while I don't think anyone else would ever attempt it, is gorgeous on him and gives him a certain glamour (that's right, I spelled it the British way...suck on that, Fergie. :-P). Glamour, along with confidence, are a total turn on. Someone who is only mediocre in their hottness will jump to a complete 10 if they are glamorous enough. And Johnny Hazzard is confident, glamorous, *and* hot so that puts him at...what, a 30 out of 10? Yeah, I thought so.

Usually I go for blue eyes and green eyes more than other color eyes but Johnny's hazel eyes are so enticing and entrancing that they are totally irresistable. When you could get lost in someone's eyes for hours when you're looking at their photo on a computer screen, you know they got lucky when they dove into the gene pool.


He wears plenty of rings, along with his hottttt tattoos. I like rings, and I think it's awesome that he wears so many of them. And hot. And sexy. And glamorous (like I already said about him). Fashion wise, this man can do basically no wrong in my eyes. Or at least, hasn't yet to my knowledge (except for his admitted one in his interview on ChicagoPride).
So now some of you are probably wondering what he's done. What, other than his glamour that I keep going on about and his obvious sexiness, do I find so appealing about this man?
Well, you should know by now that as shallow as I happen to be, I always try to appeal to people who might actually care about personality and accomplishments. And Hazzard? He certainly should appeal to those people as well!
He's a well-established porn star. He's a Rascal Video Exclusive (which means, I gather, that he works for Chi Chi LaRue like all of the time, and that's pretty fabulous) and he's done a multitude of videos (some of which, like Wrong Side of the Tracks, even have plot! Well, I think it does, I haven't ever had a chance to see it...) He also dances at clubs sometimes, which I think is cool because it sort of makes us kindred spirits in that way. (Of course, lots of porn stars do that...Jonathon Vargas does, for instance). He also writes music reviews on his blog sometimes, which the movie reviewer in me (left over from my days on my high school paper) thinks is pretty awesome.

His winning personality shines through on his eloquent and cleverly titled blog Hazzard Ahead. It also has what I think might be one of the most clever pictures involving the Empire State Building ever on it. Great, great, great personality and a witty sense of humor? Totally increases his hottness factor even more.

Aside from that, he has two videos of himself dancing on YouTube. One of these videos has already appeared on my blog, and the other is kind of him goofing around, but it's really cool. Then he published another video: his singing debut. And I love it:

Another perk to Mister Hazzard? He's lives in Massachusetts, which may speak ill of his driving skills but speaks well of his taste (even if it is in Provincetown...granted, that is a prejudice left over from a childhood trauma nine years ago, it might be time to move on :-P). If only he came a little south and lived in Providence instead, y'know? Ah well, you win some, you lose some, and some of them like Cape Cod.

One of our other favorites on this blog, Pete Ross, also appears in Wrong Side of the Tracks. Hazzard has also worked with Jason Ridge. Good taste? Mmhmm, I think so.

In other, personalish news, with the beginning of 2007 we can begin counting down to the movie I was an extra in this summer. Normal Adolescent Behavior should be coming out soon, so keep your eyes and ears peeled. I was assured that at least the back of my head would be in it, how exciting is that?