I've had what I like to call an "Overthought"...So, we all know the story. Goldilocks goes into a house, sits on the first chair and doesn't like it. She doesn't like the second one. Then she sits on the third chair and it's just right. And then it breaks!
...uhm, okay, if it's just right, then it wouldn't have broken right?
And why are bears such crappy furniture builders anyways? I mean, you know they build their own furniture, cause when was the last time you saw a bear that was gonna fit in your favorite armchair? 'Sides, it's not like there's bear furniture stores.
So, aside from being a thief and a vandal and breaking-and-entering, the little spoiled brat is a liar. That chair was NOT just right.
