Pretty -- and not too far away!

This week I'm writing about the one, the only....Christian Owen. Remember, for those of you in the area, he's going to be performing at Club XS tomorrow night for the first night of the anniversary party. You need to go -- and you need to take pictures for me since I can't be there!

He started out as an adorable twink. Unlike most porn stars (I'm saying most cause I know it isn't always true) he didn't let himself go after he became popular or just keep looking the way he did...

Nope, he got hotter. More muscle-y. More masculine. A bit older. Somewhat tanner.

He's done several movies. I just bought Basic Plumbing 3 which he is in, and his scene is great. (Okay, so, it looks like his "emergency shower problem" is just that he couldn't turn the knob to turn it off, but this porn not real life. Deal with it. :-P) He's also been on a few (at least one) of those amateur but semi-professional porn sites like Randy Blue. I think he was on Mike Hancock, but I don't really remember which one it was, not gonna lie.

Anywho, because I have to keep with tradition here, I have to talk about his face. Cause that's always the hottest part for me. First of all, he has great eyes. That's always important. His eyes are green. I'm sure we can all agree that the hottest color for eyes is green. Frikkin' gorgeous.
Then we've got his mouth. This is really what kills me. He's got phenomenal looking lips, and a great smile when he chooses to use it.
And then he's got his not-smile. His not-smile turns him into one of those sultry, brooding studs with an air of mystery and you just want to get inside...uh, inside the mystery that is. Yeah, the mystery...

Aside from the facial region, I swear to God I could laundry on his abs. I wouldn't. If I were that close to his abs, you can bet I'd have other things on my mind than clothes.

It's not all about his looks and accomplishments. It's also about talent (which, he's got. Really, go see his movies. The boy sucks a mean dick, I can tell.) and personality. I've talked to him a couple of times on Myspace, and he's totally a nice guy. I did accidentally confuse him, but I realize I can be very confusing. Admit it, ya'll have gotten confused by me at least once.

On a side note, I have such the best luck with the porn stars I talk to, have you noticed? They're always great guys. I realize this is not always the case, I'm just a spoiled brat. :-P

Another thing I like about Christian Owen is the fact that he goes out to clubs and dances. As I've said with other porn stars of whom this is true, this makes me feel kind of like a kindred spirit with them. It's nice to have a point on which you can relate to the people you're a fan of, and it's one of those things that makes me like a person even more. Makes them more real, I guess.

Anyways, here's a clip from his upcoming (or possibly out by now but I haven't seen it yet) movie How to Seduce a Straight Man. I really want to see this one, even though I am not going to follow any of the advice in it. :-P

(Yay for hot men in water!)

And here's a picture from his September appearance at Club XS:
Remember to come see him tomorrow night!!

I'm posting quickly while dinner nukes in the microwave.

First thing, an observation...I don't know how many of you have heard country music described as "the music of pain"? Well, I have. I usually disagree, like most genres I find a great deal of country to be a display of great talent.
Country music is the music of pain when you can hear it all over your apartment and you're playing Darren Hayes at your computer's highest volume. God damn, neighbors, what big speakers you have.
It used to be our upstairs neighbors were the only noisy ones -- and we're fine with noisy neighbors because we are too -- but I'm not fine with hearing some screeching harpy sing about her dead puppy and how every rose has its thorn. (Usually a good song, but the singer of this version was craptastical...)

Anyways...I am the proud owner of John Tucker Must Die. This means I now own all three movies that my friends and I have decided are necessary for a Bitch Slap Movie weekend (Mean Girls, Saved!, and John Tucker Must Die). I kind of wish I knew of a college-aged movie that was similar....alas, I don't.

I also bought Basic Plumbing 3, which for the most part is (as far as I'm concerned) a no-name cast....excepting of course, Roman Heart, Erik Rhodes, and Christian Owen. It's a damn good porn despite the fact that I only know who three people in it are.

Anyways, microwave is beeping and I'm starving and off to rehearsal!!!!!

I'll update you on further drama from the day job when I return! (Because I didn't have enough reasons to quit before...)