OH MY GOD

So, while I won't be working for XL, I'm still gonna be going there sometimes. My friends work there.

And, oh yes, there's this:
You don't understand how much I'm NOT missing him this time.

Okay, small dilemma here...it's Providence Pride. All of my friends will want to go to other parties. Fortunately, I'm pretty sure the clubs are gonna be open later than usual sooooo...the plan is this: I go to XL. I meet Mr. Perfect. I remind myself I have no chance in hell. I tip Mr. Perfect. I leave, meet up with my friends, and am giddy all night.
Sounds good to me. :)

What if he's at Pride?? I could meet him there if he's there!
My God, I'm already giddy! I have to get myself under control.

So, last night was fun/interesting/I'm a total pimp I guess.
As we know, I have crushes on three guys: Jonathon -- who I like the best, but who has basically no time; Joey -- who has some time, but lives far away and I'm not sure but it's prob'ly gonna turn out we'd be better friends; Ryan -- who I don't trust (not that I trust the other two, cause I don't trust men, but whatev) and who I've been told I should steer clear of (and there was the incident with the face-punching) but who I can't help but be drawn to.

So, I went out with Joey after class. A short date. We went to Dunkin Donuts and spent four bucks and chatted for a while. Most of his chatting involves him telling stories about other boys he's liked or been with, which I'm pretty sure I'm not chill with but the stories were funny so that made up for it.
Then I was like "I have to go back through Providence, so I might as well hit a club. They're free on Tuesdays." So I go to Mirabar. It's dead, but as I'm leaving I run into Ryan and his girls out on the street. So I'm like "I'm going to Energy, Mirabar's dead." They decide to come with. Or rather, the girls decide to come with. Ryan seems like he couldn't care less that he's seeing me, and so now I'm perturbed by this. And he kept acting like that all night. I know I'm going to see him out tonight, so if he's acting like that again, I'm gonna ask what's going on cause I'm not cool with that either. He was all over me at the club Monday night.
Anyways, I followed him back to his house and got my shirt back.
Now, I know I've said to a couple people that after I got my shirt back I was going to try to extract myself from him. But...that was totally a lie. I mean, I should. From what I've heard about him, it's in my best interest to just be club-friends with him and nothing more. But I never have used my common sense in this area, have I?

Oooh, you so pretty!

Another installment of the Pretty Person of the Week. This is one I've been sitting on for a while. (Unfortch, not literally. :-P)

It's another porn star (and you know, when I say star I mean it!) This week we have Mason Wyler. (Oooph, Google is making this hard. It's difficult finding pictures of the boy that don't have his (or someone else's) gorgeous tool in them.)

If you want to stick him in a box (which you shouldn't, and I know ya'll are thinking about dirrty places you want to stick him now), he's a twink. You guys may have noticed, that's not a type of guy I usually put up on Thursdays. Heck, usually they're not even blond. I think this is actually the first "twink" I've ever put up, come to think of it. I guess this emphasizes that I don't have a type.

But then, if you think about it, does Mason fit into the idea of "twink"? No, he's so much hotter than that. Sure, he's thin, but not anorexically and the boy is muscled! To some of us, he has the perfect amount of muscle too. I mean, there's muscle but he's not about to go breaking anybody in half with a hug.

He's not incredibly tan, which I would consider a good thing. It's encouraging for those of us who have tanning issues (i.e. we burn, or we turn orange) to know that we don't have to be tan to be really, really, ridiculously good-looking. In fact, we don't have to be tan to be celebrated as a star. It's a relief.

I can't imagine that anyone reading this blog (except maybe Johnna) wouldn't have heard of Mason Wyler, but just in case I'll give a little outline of his career. He started, I think, on the website Corbin Fisher way back in 2005. From there, he supernovaed to stardom. Next thing you know, he's doing Closed Set: Titan Stage One by Titan Media. All Worlds Video did his next film, Down the Drain. Then his hit came, from Falcon Studios (I love them, if you hadn't noticed!) as he was a star in their film Spokes III. It should be noted that I don't know anything at all about the first two Spokes movies, which tells you what Mason did for that film! Soon, he appeared in another Titan film, then on the website Randy Blue (several times!), then he shot for Hot House, then Falcon again, followed by Colt Studios. He appeared again for Titan and Randy Blue, before jumping into the websites Mike Hancock and English Lads. He's all over the gay porn world, and I don't think anyone would have it any other way. I, personally, can't wait to find out where he's going next.

He's a very honest person, as you can tell from reading the blogs on his Myspace (which I linked to above, and am borrowing pictures from because Google is totally not helping...) He answers basically any question anyone can ask, and like any real person he doesn't take well to rudeness. I think it's really admirable that he's so completely honest. You just gotta love a guy who doesn't deal in bullshit, and is upfront about it. And still genuinely nice, as well! Also kind of goofy, which is adorable.

I love his face too. Not that any of you who regularly read this are surprised by that. Anyways, the thing I love most about his face is how expressionate he is. (And the photo I'm using to demonstrate this is an exclusive of his Myspace, so I hope he's not overly protective of those. :-P It also demonstrates the goofiness, so we're killing two birds with one stone.)

Anyways, he'd definitely be on the "Possible Future Husbands" list except for one tiny detail: he's got a husband already. And from what I hear, sounds like the Real Deal to me.
Oh, and he likes Asian men. Which is cool, except that I'm not Asian. I know, my boring heritage fails me again. :-PDisclaimer: I pulled all of the pictures off of my Google Image Search or from Mason's Myspace.

(PS Anyone else who subscribes to Hazzard Ahead probably noted that he's also the focus of the last post on there. It's really a great minds think alike kind of thing, I'd decided that Mason was gonna be this week's feature last Thursday. Still, yay for extra Mason-attention/pictures!)

"Tell me what you like..."

So, right now I am on hold with my doctor's scheduling office and they have a voice over that is SO bland talking about all kinds of medical stuff, and it's just really funny. I want to call this place and be on hold more often.

Anyways, I'd been having a good day and then I called mom and she went all parental, and we argued, and it pretty much killed the day...except for this whole being on hold thing which is HYSTERICAL. It's telling me all about how their students practice colonoscopies on life-like models right now. Okay, breathe, Graham, breathe. Wow.

As I was saying, don't really have anything to report today. So here's what I want to discuss: crushes.
Yeah, we all have them. Sometimes they pan out into something bigger, but most of the time (for me anyways) it's just a little teeny thing that's ignorable. Sometimes you can tell ahead of time when they aren't going to turn into anything (story of my life :-P).
It's interesting, crushes can be purely lusty, based solely on looks, or sometimes based on personality, most of the time some of both. You can have crushes on people you know, people you blog with online (that's new for me, but whoa! turns out it does happen!), celebrities...anyone. No way to tell who you'll fall victim to next. What is a tendency you've noticed in most of the people you crush on? A certain age, a certain way of speaking, a certain look?

For me, it's a certain level of confidence that tends to get me going. Insecure people turn me off completely. Also, an attractive face will trump absolutely anything else.

So what is everyone's most impossible crush story? That crush you didn't have a chance with. Did you go for it anyways? Did someone else ruin it for you?
Likewise, what is your most successful crush story? How did you meet? How long did you last? Did you think it was one of those times when you didn't stand a chance? This is the juicy stuff, and I want all the dirt!

My answer to "most impossible crush" is going to throw you all for a loop because I'm not entirely gay, you see. And my most impossible crush was on a girl, in high school. As pathetic as this is, I liked her for almost three years: freshman year, sophomore year, and most of junior year. She is still, to this day, the most talented female I have ever been on stage with and she is the epitome of a triple threat: she sings, dances, and acts superbly.
But, of course, she wouldn't give me the time of day when we weren't working together on a show. Sooooo, that went nowhere.

My most successful crush? I dunno if we can call any of them "successes" at this point. I guess I'll get back to ya'll on that one. :-P

Those of you in successful long term relationships are NOT off the hook, by the way. Those started off as crushes, so I expect to hear from you too!

I just fell in love with this picture...

This is not the end of the previous cliffhanger ending because I need to go to bed so I can be refreshed for tomorrow's luncheon with the family (at a fancy restaurant so we're sure to be on best behavior, which guarantees chaos coming soon...what goes up must come down :-P)

However, as an addendum to the last post: being alive when Ferris Bueller's Day Off came out does not make you old. It came out the year before I was born, thusly all that indicates is that you are older than me. This might come as a surprise to everyone but most people on this planet fit into that category, I'm pretty young. No more of this "damn, I feel old" bullshit, it's your own fault for reading the blog of someone younger than you. :-P

Pretty Person of the Week!! (WARNING: there is also a rant)

This is a good day for it to be Thursday.
You see, Tuesday I had an...encounter with Boy-Craig. I won't give you the details, but let's just leave it at: I'm freaking horny since then. I'm not sure if any of you particularly wanted to know that, but you'll just have to deal. :P
But it's okay. Thursday is after all our day for our Pretty Person of the Week. And today, I am pulling out someone I have been saving for a special occassion. One of the absolute hottest men who hasn't been featured yet....Channing Tatum!

He, like my very first Pretty Person Jim Verraros, is some that I hope to at the very least make out with when I make it to Hollywood. Although, if things don't work out with Jim, Channing could be a future husband too. He is bisexual after all. :P

Channing is one of the few guys who I think can pull off almost any hairstyle. I don't think he could long face-framing hair, but otherwise...look at him, shaved head, full head of hair...he's still gorgeous.
















He's a model, obviously, but he's a model who has successfully and terrifically moved into the acting world. He played heartthrob Duke Orsino in She's the Man, and the sultry stud Tyler Gage in Step Up (which I still need to see). He's appeared on CSI: Miami (which, granted, not a testament to anyone's acting skills...) and if you look you can even spot him in Crazy Tom's (Tom Cruise's, that is) movie War of the Worlds, as the Boy in the church scene. I'm telling you that info so you know that you can skip the rest of the movie and just watch the one scene. He's also got a role in a movie that's come out since Step Up, but that I've never heard of, called A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints. He's also going to be in two upcoming movies slated for 2007: The Battle in Seattle, and an untitled Kimberly Peirce project. Make sure you catch both of those -- you wouldn't want to miss a single dose of Channing, would ya?
So, in not so good news, I have been home for almost a week and I can't stand being in this house. We moved to this god-forsaken building shortly before I left for school -- so obviously, I didn't get much say in what house we moved into. It had everything my father wanted, it had everything my grandmother needed...so mom settled for it, and I have to deal.
But I can't stand it. I absolutely loathe this house with every fiber of my being. This house depresses me, which I know sounds silly but it's true that certain buildings can affect your mood and there's nothing positive about this building's effect on me. I've expressed this dislike to both of my parents, and the response is pretty much "suck it up". I don't even enjoy celebrating in this house. I know I have to be here for Christmas, but mom and dad are going to want me to celebrate News Year's with them. Here's my resolution for that: I'll celebrate New Year's with the family if the family moves.
I can't stand spending a single night in this house as it is, let alone one where I'm expected to be cheerful and happy with the family. Speaking of which, apparently I'm stuck here tonight even though I'm not working tomorrow. This is the biggest bullshit I've ever heard of.

Anyways, to get on a happier topic...here's more Channing.Oh my, Channing, what a big gun you have. ;-)

Makes my Heart beat a little faster...

The pretty person of the week is, without a doubt, one of the most physically beautiful people alive. And only about a year older than me.
Believe me when I say there's more where that picture came from. From his gorgeous eyes, his exotic ethnicity, his toned muscular body, the sounds that come out of his mouth...is it possible for someone to be so physically appealing? I would say "No" and then suggest that his mere existence is an anamoly that endangers the world itself. (The only way to save the world would be to counter it with an equally inexplicable anomaly -- I should get to sleep with him. :-P Totally kidding, ps, except for the inexplicable anomaly bit.)Yes, even in clothes he's THAT hot.
Sometimes he dances at a club in RI, but as of yet my visits to my home state and his visits there have not coincided in such a way that I could meet or seduce him. Rotten luck, I know. :-P
I saw an interview with him once. Okay, I downloaded it off the Internet and watched it at least 50 times. Whatever. The point is, he seems like a sweetheart. I heard something about him being in college and majoring in biology or pre-med or something? I don't know how reliable the source was, but if that's true he's also smart. Full package much? How much do you want to bet he can sing and dance too?
I do a lot of posts about famous people who are hot, yes. But it's not often I have a celebrity crush. This? Yeah, I think this counts as beyond-lust-bunnies material.

EDIT: So........ExNavyMike getting a picture with Roman Heart -- and thinking of me and my celebrity crush at the same time? Made my life.