There's no St. Patty's Day songs?

St. Alcoholic's Day was a great party at Club XS. Great for the customers of the club, anyways. Tons of people were there, and drunker than I'd ever seen most of them. I was honestly surprised that people didn't pass out and die.

I was also honestly disappointed because they spent all of their money on booze and very little on me. :-P

Still, I managed to have fun. That's really all there is to say about the party though...so now I'm just going to satisfy you with lots of fun (and hot) pictures.Matthias and I, because as usual we had to take a million pictures. I don't really mind all the pictures I take with him -- besides they're usually wicked hot, but usually they wait til the end of the night. We definitely started taking pictures at about midnight and I think that may have had to do with my lack of tips. It's cool though, we have sexy pictures!
...Especially from right after when Todd (who will be joining the ranks of we dancers on Saturday) pulled Matthias' fuzzy green underwear *and* g-string down.There's a flamboyant but kinda cute guy I don't know, Matthias, everyone's (or at least my) favorite Baltimore drag queen Vanity Star (yes, the boobs are real, and amazing :-P), Todd, and myself.
This is Andy (another one of our dancers), myself, and Matthias.

See, it was a very sexy party.

Gimme a bottle of bourbon and half a chicken and I'll conquer the world!"

Happy St. Patrick's Day ya'll!!

I come to thee this day bearing joyfous news!!
Wait, no, that's Christmas.

Anyways, the word on the streets is GOOD. And when I say the streets, I really just mean my campus.
You see, yesterday we had this pageant. It's sort of a goofy, funny, fun male beauty pageant that we do every year. And my friend Jake who lives across the hall (and, between you and me, is one of the straight guys who I'm almost in love with) won!!! HE WON!! And not just by a little, he was absolutely the best!

So, needless to say, there was much much partying and drunken debauchery last night. It was much much much fun. :) And, ps, I really don't like beer but I drank it anyways.