Kind of a slutty one. Which is leading me to this question, which you should all answer in the comments: what was your best sexual experience?
Actually, that was the best part. Most phenomenal sex ever.
(This may be too much information for some of you, but anyways....)
I was shocked that it was so good. Like really shocked. Normally when I'm bottoming, I sort of take control (mostly because I find that most tops don't really know what the hell they're doing) but I was just like "You do what you doing, cause this is amazing."I mean, it lacked all kinds of things that I find normally make sex better -- it was kind of impersonal, we never kissed, he never once touched any of my spots (but that's okay, because my spots had been getting all kinds of attention from people with no intention of taking care of the horniness they were causing...), there was no oral or foreplay what-so-ever, and we didn't even get into any of my three favorite positions at any point. Nor did we cuddle afterwards, or eat.
And, yet, totally the best sex of my life. I mean, first of all, I was not expecting sex to happen at all, and then I was not expecting anything like...wow-worthy.
Unfortunately, I'm also pretty sure that it was just a one time deal. Which is okay, I mean, at least now I really have something to compare other guys to....
So, I'm wondering about other people's best-sex-ever. Leave me a comment, anonymous or otherwise, and tell me a little bit about it. Are you still with that person? Did you even date that person? Was it surprising or did you expect that it would be good? Talk about it.
By the way, I will not be revealing the identity of this sex god to anyone, so there's really no need to ask.
Moving on, I went to Club XS on Thursday night. I got in free, despite that I no longer work there. This made me extremely happy and, trust me, it will continue if they want me to keep going, because -- and this is probably just that I was spoiled by Providence or maybe XS has gone downhill or something -- but, even though I had fun, it really was not that great.
I did run into Alexis, who is, to this day, my favorite transsexual. Even more favorite than the one who works the corner outside the Dark Lady, and I do love her dearly. :P I haven't seen Alexis in forever, really. She is pretty much the only person left over from when I was dating my evil ex that I actually have the desire to associate with.
And lemme tell ya, the gurl looks GOOD.
I got to see a bunch of my other friends, but nobody I hadn't seen for as long as Alexis.
The next day, I planned to drive down to DC myself but I ended up stopping by my friend Jason's house and we went down together. Of course, Jason is very A-List in DC so he split as soon as we got there. As I'm not A-list down there (yet) he can't really be seen with me for extended periods of time. :P
But I was hanging out with Alphonso (a DC A-lister who will spend time with me in public :P) and some of his friends part of the night, and my good friend Don was there. Don had disappeared for a while, but he seems ready to return. A couple newsflashes about Don -- who is also extremely A-list every where he goes -- he is looking into getting some plays he's written produced. He's also a pretty successful artist. Anyways, we didn't get much chance to catch up because he was wasted but nevertheless, it was great seeing him.
I am pretty sure I will be getting a job at Town (the club in DC.) The dancers make more than we made at XS. I might wait to try to audition til after I've been working out for a while. More on that later.
Saturday was extremely dull, with no job to keep me busy. Katie and I looked and looked for something 18+ to do and, around 10:00 found something in Philly at the 12th Air Command
. I was all gung ho, but Katie was, as usual, reasonable, and pointed out that the two of us going to Philly where we know nobody by ourselves was probably going to be lame. Plus, two hour drive meant getting there at midnight, and turning around at 2 am. Not worth it.I cannot wait to be 21. Not for the alcohol. For the being-able-to-go-wherever-whenever.
Anyways, so we hung out and my friend Billy came over and he hung out with us. We drank a little -- which I probably would not have consumed any alcohol at all if I'd been able to go out. Thank you retarded Pennsylvania alcohol laws. You've managed to cause yet another under-ager (actually, two, cause of Billy) to drink because we lacked an alternative after 9:30 pm.
Today, was very relaxing. It was a very good day.
And just a little bit ago, Katie and I checked out the gym that's not too far away. Actually, it's a ten minute walk, so there's our warm up and cool down right off the bat! It's also very affordable for college students, so it's looking like a very likely place to go.
Sadly, next weekend will be rough. No clubbing or partying because I will have to work overnight shifts at American Eagle. Fortunately, my paycheck is going to be amazing.
