"No way to control it, it's totally automatic"

I haven't written in a while because -- and this will shock you -- I have not had anything particularly exciting going on. I'm still dating Chris, I'm still working at Dark Lady, I still don't have a day job, and I still don't have an apartment (though I just got a lead on one). I'm still in physical therapy and my elbow is getting better every day. Isn't this all so droll? There haven't even really been any big parties or anything or shocking plot twists in my life. I'm fine with that, but how can you stand it? :P

Anyways, instead I thought I'd do a little "Our Favorite Hotties" update for all of you. (Starting, of course, with me and Chris....but we just did that one.)

First, of course, is Ethan Reynolds. I don't think I mentioned that he started a group for go go boys and strippers and such on Myspace? Well, it's been a great networking tool. That's not really news about him. I don't have much news about him, except that he enjoyed his birthday except for the black eye he got (and then used to his advantage in this photoshoot!)

And, of course, he appeared at San Diego Pride for Krave Nightclub. (Okay, I'll be honest, I just wanted to show the picture of him with the writing all over him. I didn't think you'd mind.)

Now, truly, there have been some busier hotties out there. I haven't talked about him much, but this guy like never ever takes a break or day off, I swear. Which is totally not a bad thing because then there's zillions of pictures of him which is fine by me and everyone else I'm sure.
Cody Fallon has a major interview coming up in Beautiful. If you're unfamiliar with the website, shame on you! They've got great taste and are long time fans of Roman Heart (much like myself). So, what's not to love? Anyways, Cody seems really excited about this interview (on Myspace anyways) so I'm guessing it's going to be a big deal and it's going to be great.

"The universe has been changed because we touched..."

So I really have nothing to say except, rehearsal is going well and yesterday Katie went back to the doctor and they told her she's even more of a cripple than we thought so yours truly is now a full-time nurse! :P

My stats have informed me that I really need to talk about hot famous people more often -- ow, ow twist my arm. Even if it's just a picture here and there. Most specificlly, Ethan Reynolds -- who is, I'm not even kidding, getting me more hits than anything else on this blog by a long shot. (Adam Bouska is running second, so expect him to be featured with some regularity too! And of course, the various porn stars generate some interest too...)

Don't worry, those of you who read this for me and my exciting life...I'm still going to be self-centered and write almost exclusively about me. I'll just throw in little nuggets and photos about other people who are more interesting or at least more well-known (until I make it to Hollywood...watch out bitches! :P)

Other than his whole thing going on with The Lair on Here TV (which, ps, is also going to be featuring Johnny Hazzard! I need to get me this Here TV thing! :P) most of Ethan's news is exclusive, only going to his "Board of Advisors", which I am not a part of (please, I can barely handle myself, let alone a well-known model breaking into television) and even if I were a part of it, that's classified information!

Anyways, the news I do have to share is this: if you are friends with Ethan he has a photo up now which needs comments. Not for him. For the other party involved. David DeCocteau, the director of the Brotherhood movies (which I love, though probably more for their homosexual undertones than the actual, plot :P)Ethan really wants people to let David DeCoteau know how many fans he has, so here's the plan for any of you who have Myspace -- go to Ethan's page, add him if you aren't friends! If you are already friends with him then just go to the photo and leave a comment!

(Pictures were borrowed from Ethan's Myspace and from Hazzard Ahead. I do not own any of the pictures or the people in them.)

Adam Bouska and Ethan Reynolds

So, one of my favorite photographers has teamed up with one of my favorite models.

I cannot quite express my joy in words, so I'll just say:You can check out more of this set on Adam Bouska's Blog.

Photos and Videos!!

I got pictures from Jenny (and from Matthias but his are a little more adult than I like to show on here...:P) of this weekend! *And* a video!

Did I mention that I for serious love my life.


So, anyways, also go and look at that last post for more pictures!

Here's some from after I left, I feel like I definitely should have stayed!All gay men -- even Blake Riley -- love Jenny. And her boobs.Josh seems to be enjoying himself even though Blake and Christian are clearly paying more attention to Matthias. (No offense Josh, but I can't really blame them. Look at Matthias' underwear!)
I want to be Jenny. That's all there is to it.

Pretty -- and not too far away!

This week I'm writing about the one, the only....Christian Owen. Remember, for those of you in the area, he's going to be performing at Club XS tomorrow night for the first night of the anniversary party. You need to go -- and you need to take pictures for me since I can't be there!

He started out as an adorable twink. Unlike most porn stars (I'm saying most cause I know it isn't always true) he didn't let himself go after he became popular or just keep looking the way he did...

Nope, he got hotter. More muscle-y. More masculine. A bit older. Somewhat tanner.

He's done several movies. I just bought Basic Plumbing 3 which he is in, and his scene is great. (Okay, so, it looks like his "emergency shower problem" is just that he couldn't turn the knob to turn it off, but this porn not real life. Deal with it. :-P) He's also been on a few (at least one) of those amateur but semi-professional porn sites like Randy Blue. I think he was on Mike Hancock, but I don't really remember which one it was, not gonna lie.

Anywho, because I have to keep with tradition here, I have to talk about his face. Cause that's always the hottest part for me. First of all, he has great eyes. That's always important. His eyes are green. I'm sure we can all agree that the hottest color for eyes is green. Frikkin' gorgeous.
Then we've got his mouth. This is really what kills me. He's got phenomenal looking lips, and a great smile when he chooses to use it.
And then he's got his not-smile. His not-smile turns him into one of those sultry, brooding studs with an air of mystery and you just want to get inside...uh, inside the mystery that is. Yeah, the mystery...

Aside from the facial region, I swear to God I could laundry on his abs. I wouldn't. If I were that close to his abs, you can bet I'd have other things on my mind than clothes.

It's not all about his looks and accomplishments. It's also about talent (which, he's got. Really, go see his movies. The boy sucks a mean dick, I can tell.) and personality. I've talked to him a couple of times on Myspace, and he's totally a nice guy. I did accidentally confuse him, but I realize I can be very confusing. Admit it, ya'll have gotten confused by me at least once.

On a side note, I have such the best luck with the porn stars I talk to, have you noticed? They're always great guys. I realize this is not always the case, I'm just a spoiled brat. :-P

Another thing I like about Christian Owen is the fact that he goes out to clubs and dances. As I've said with other porn stars of whom this is true, this makes me feel kind of like a kindred spirit with them. It's nice to have a point on which you can relate to the people you're a fan of, and it's one of those things that makes me like a person even more. Makes them more real, I guess.

Anyways, here's a clip from his upcoming (or possibly out by now but I haven't seen it yet) movie How to Seduce a Straight Man. I really want to see this one, even though I am not going to follow any of the advice in it. :-P

(Yay for hot men in water!)

And here's a picture from his September appearance at Club XS:
Remember to come see him tomorrow night!!

Double the fun!

No, this isn't a gum ad...

This is your Pretty People of the Week. Yeah, I skipped last week on purpose (however, not writing anything else at all was not on purpose. :P) See, I was saving up for this double dose of hotness: Benjamin Bradley AND Ethan Reynolds, the Ginch Gonch boys.

These two are a total phenomenon. They've shot the popularity of not just Ginch Gonch but men's lingerie through the roof. I was watching some video about that a few weeks ago. No, I don't remember the video, I don't remember where I found it. It was a while ago. But it was talking about how these two are like a stroke of advertising genius.

And let's face it, who wouldn't want a product sold by guys like this? They're sexy and adorable, hot and cute, and dare I say it? Even beautiful. And on top of that they exude charisma. I'm not saying they're like world-leader material (but then again, how many world leaders have charisma these days? :P), but I am saying these two are charming. I haven't met them (yet, but I keep telling myself it's only a matter of time with the way they travel and the way I party)

Uhm...and how cool is that their job is to go to awesome events and parties and chill in their underwear? Seriously, where can I get an application?

Also, can ya'll see where Ethan had been a blond (still hot, but like seriously blond). Now his hair is as hot as I've seen it in any pictures of him -- dark with red in it! Now I'm pretty thoroughly convinced they can't get any hotter. We'll see.
In totally self-centered news? I came to realize something awesome about the fact that mommy and daddy have stopped paying my credit card bill: I can buy Ginches or AC or AussieBum or any of the underwear that I have been dying to get my hands on for dancing! Exciting? I think soooo!
See, every cloud has a silver lining. Or, at least, some kind of lighter colored, shiny lining.

Ooooh, I found the video I was talking about earlier!!!

Benjamin, Francesco, and Ethan....yeah, I kinda can't even handle this pic. Too much hot, like staring at the sun.

If you want to know more or follow their travels or look at more pictures or...y'know, whatever. (Know what I mean, know what I mean, say no more, say no more :P) here's their 'spaces:
Benjamin Bradley's Myspace
Ethan Reynold's Myspace
Project BE (Benjamin's Site)
Brat Boy School (Ethan's Site)

PS I promise I'll write a real update tomorrow night. Promise promise promise!

Disclaimer: I definitely took all these pics off of the sites I linked to above. Actually, pretty much just the 'Spaces.

Pretty Person of the Week: Ryan Phillipe

This week, we're dealing with actor Ryan Phillipe.

(Thank Kayla for this one, she suggested him and I don't blame her.)

I mean, how can you begin to describe this guy? He's so effin' beautiful. Those killer eyes, the lips...that chin! Mmmmmfff!

And not to mention the sexy body...

....or incredible talent. He's been an actor in 34 film projects. My favorite of course is the movie 54. A hot hot movie.

Something about him just has this kind of innocent vibe, which is soo cute. Well....some times he does. Not always. :-P

I really don't have much else to say....so have a bunch of pictures.

Have I mentioned lately that I love hot men and water?

Fall on me...

So, that title was an attempt at a clever pun but I've had waay too little sleep to pull it off. Anyways, why is that somewhat close to being a pun? Because this week the pretty person of the week is Cody Fallon!

I sent out a thing on Myspace seeing if any of my friends wanted to be the pretty person of the week this week....I got a few answers, though I'm not sure how serious they were. More than that, I noticed that Cody has a birthday coming up. (The 28th, ya'll!) So I opted to do him instead of anybody who offered. Next week I promise I'll do someone I actually know, I know ya'll liked that last time.

So...Cody Fallon. Really, really, ridiculously good looking. Up there in the top...whatever number...of the hottest hotties. He's got the perfect body...look at it. Don't drool on your computer too much.

As we all know, I'm a face guy and what is not to love about his face? Especially -- and I am sure this is like the first thing everyone notices -- those lips. Those lips are to die for.

Another fantastic thing about Cody, at least from my point of view, is that he's only 21. Until the 28th, when he'll be 22. I'm sure the fact that I'm suddenly focusing more on people closer to my age is really healthy, and Cody supports this whole new thing.

My history -- and I use the term loosely -- with Cody started months ago, actually, on the Real World Casting site. He won me over with his charm and wit and openness in his blogs and videos on the site. I voted for him religiously -- a few other people too but primarily him. He didn't make it (though by that point, my other contestants were all out, so gratz to Cody for outlasting everyone else I voted for!!)

So it wasn't long after that that I was meandering across Myspace and saw in the top friends of our favorite though yet-to-be-featured underwear boys Benjamin Bradley and Ethan Reynolds a familiar looking face with a familiar name. Cody Fallon? I was excited, so I checked it out.

The frikkin' stud had been hiding the goods! There is NO way he would have failed to get on the Real World if he'd had this for his main picture:
His Myspace was also, like his Real World Casting page, very honest, charming, and very much "I'm Cody, whatchoo gonna do 'bout it?" (The answer being of course: I'm gonna add you!)

Not long after that, I was...well, let's be upfront here. I was horny, so I went on Randy Blue. And there he is again. Cody Fallon. I'm unintentionally stalking him, but I'm definitely not complaining. I only watched the preview (I haven't got enough spare money regularly enough to pay for a membership...though I may work extra hard to scrounge up the money now!) but it was enough. Problem solved just like that.

Did I mention that I like his lips? I'm sure if I did but I'm also sure it bears repeating. And that little soul patch? Wicked hot.

Sooo, to sum it all up: Cody Fallon is a god and if you want to get me something for Christmas, clone him. :-P The washing machine is singing at me (that's a whole other story that I should have already posted but haven't gotten to yet) so....ciao!((Disclaimer: I got all of these pictures off of Cody's Myspace. No Google at all this week!)

Pure White....

I'm in the middle of getting ready for my pool party, so I'm just going to inundate ya'll with pictures of this week's pretty person of the week...Chad White!

I think he bears a remarkable resemblance to Channing Tatum in some of his pictures...which is not a bad thing at all!


As usual, we're taking suggestions for next week! (Cause if you're not careful, I'm just going to do a post that's all Jason Ridge/Roman Heart photos from Ridgeline Films. :-P)