Double the fun!

No, this isn't a gum ad...

This is your Pretty People of the Week. Yeah, I skipped last week on purpose (however, not writing anything else at all was not on purpose. :P) See, I was saving up for this double dose of hotness: Benjamin Bradley AND Ethan Reynolds, the Ginch Gonch boys.

These two are a total phenomenon. They've shot the popularity of not just Ginch Gonch but men's lingerie through the roof. I was watching some video about that a few weeks ago. No, I don't remember the video, I don't remember where I found it. It was a while ago. But it was talking about how these two are like a stroke of advertising genius.

And let's face it, who wouldn't want a product sold by guys like this? They're sexy and adorable, hot and cute, and dare I say it? Even beautiful. And on top of that they exude charisma. I'm not saying they're like world-leader material (but then again, how many world leaders have charisma these days? :P), but I am saying these two are charming. I haven't met them (yet, but I keep telling myself it's only a matter of time with the way they travel and the way I party)

Uhm...and how cool is that their job is to go to awesome events and parties and chill in their underwear? Seriously, where can I get an application?

Also, can ya'll see where Ethan had been a blond (still hot, but like seriously blond). Now his hair is as hot as I've seen it in any pictures of him -- dark with red in it! Now I'm pretty thoroughly convinced they can't get any hotter. We'll see.
In totally self-centered news? I came to realize something awesome about the fact that mommy and daddy have stopped paying my credit card bill: I can buy Ginches or AC or AussieBum or any of the underwear that I have been dying to get my hands on for dancing! Exciting? I think soooo!
See, every cloud has a silver lining. Or, at least, some kind of lighter colored, shiny lining.

Ooooh, I found the video I was talking about earlier!!!

Benjamin, Francesco, and Ethan....yeah, I kinda can't even handle this pic. Too much hot, like staring at the sun.

If you want to know more or follow their travels or look at more pictures or...y'know, whatever. (Know what I mean, know what I mean, say no more, say no more :P) here's their 'spaces:
Benjamin Bradley's Myspace
Ethan Reynold's Myspace
Project BE (Benjamin's Site)
Brat Boy School (Ethan's Site)

PS I promise I'll write a real update tomorrow night. Promise promise promise!

Disclaimer: I definitely took all these pics off of the sites I linked to above. Actually, pretty much just the 'Spaces.

Pretty Person of the Week (and Post-dating is my favorite!)

So........this week the pretty person of the week is somebody I know basically nothing about yet (yet being the key word). But the man is cropping up in everything I read and look at this week, so I had to post about him. I give you....Blake Riley!

Like I said, I know basically nothing about him, but every time I see a picture of him (even when he's clothed) my breath catches and I'm like "Oooh, who's that beautiful man?"

I'm finding the (non-pornographic) pictures I can, but this is tough work! :-P You can go see a photo of him with Johnny Hazzard and Tyler Riggz on Hazzard Ahead -- it's actually a photo from the Grabbys too! (And there's a picture of Johnny and Francesco D'Macho there as well!)

He's cute, aside from in the looks department but also in the personality department, if what little is on his website so far is any indication.

I know he's done other stuff than his work on Randy Blue, but I honestly can't tell you what it is. I feel all underprepared, but that's okay. You know you actually look at these posts for the pictures, and not the stuff I say. :P

And he's a dancer too. Of course, I missed his appearance at Club XL and his appearance at Chris Harris' Big Easy Mardi Gras party (which were around the same time). There are pictures of the Mardi Gras appearance though -- and they are HOT!!

Disclaimer: All pictures borrowed from BlakeRiley.com, and I didn't ask permission so this whole post is basically totally illegal. But I only average 55 hits a day, and I'm (definitely) making no money so...what are the chances someone actually cares? :P

EDIT: So how about one of my managers at A&F made out with him at the Big Easy Mardi Gras party? Yeah, I'm so jealous of her.

Your Lucky Day!

This Thursday I'm doing a gorgeous pair of incredibly hot men....Francesco D'Macho and Francois Sagat! Why am I doing them together you may ask?

Just because, despite how many times I've seen it, I'm still in love with this video:

Although the song is totally inappropriate, waay too sad! Watch it with the sound off. :-P

Anyways, both Francois and Francesco go back to that whole thing where I love muscular men who would totally crush me in bed. That's one of the reasons I'm okay with them being together despite the hotness, it means I don't have to worry about an incredibly hot demise from either one of them. :-P

(Ew at how I'm having issues getting pictures of both of them for this post. Google Image search totally failed me! Sorry Francois...I'mma have to steal off your blog!)

Now I know you all are looking forward to my commentary, but really there are not words!! The two of them are gorgeous seperately but it's just...magnified somehow when they're together! Look at them, you know I'm right. Together, I think they might even out-hot Roman Heart...and you know it means a lot when I say that.

There's also kind of a jealousy thing, but in a good way (if that makes sense). I can't even find a boyfriend I like, let alone someone as hot as either of them...and the whole madly in love bit? They both totally deserve the happiness they get from each other, and give to each other, because from what I've seen they're total sweethearts!
(Francesco didn't even make fun of my Italian when I used it in my comments, even though I was apparently making up words. Come si dice "imaginary language" in italiano? :-P)
So, yeah, I couldn't be happier for them despite the green-eyed monster.

So, how about, I first heard about Francois, before I saw any pictures. I was reading something and someone was going on and on about this foreign stud who had his hair tatooed on. It sounded pretty frikkin' weird, so I actually tried to avoid looking at pictures of him just because tatooed-on-hair sounded kinda weird.
Fortunately for me and my stubbornness, Francois has become so huge it's nearly impossible to miss him. I ended up seeing a picture and thinking "WHAT A HOTTIE!!" Then I noticed that the hair was a tatoo and I was so impressed with how good it looked and the creativity in doing that. I would never think of doing that but it's actually a really good idea if you can pull it off. Which, of course, Francois totally rocks that look. I definitely wish I had seen pictures of him sooner!!

Yeah, I don't have any embarrassing or funny stories about Francesco except for my attempt at Italian in his comments. Anyone who goes to read that, remember I took four years of Italian...in high school. It's been two years since I used it!

I want to end with this adorable picture Francesco has on his latest post...but Blogger won't let me borrow it.
(And, ps, vote for "V"Macho!)

So, lucky you, ya'll got two for the price of one this week. Here's to possibly the hottest power couple in any entertainment industry...and hopefully the hottest one for a good long time. (You know, until Channing Tatum and I take over Hollywood. :-P)

Disclaimer: Most of these pictures come from Francesco's and Francois' blogs, though I grabbed a couple off of Google. The slideshow is Francois', the video came from Francesco's YouTube account.

"If I tell you I'm weak and I'm scared, will that seem absurd? I'm the loneliest boy in the world."

Okay, no, the song lyrics in the title have nothing to do with this. It's just the song that was playing.

Moooving on...
I sometimes like to look at the way fans interact with their celebrities. It's amazing just how much it varies. And not just between industries. Just taking a look at the blogs of some of my favorite porn stars, the behaviors of fans are SO different.
(There is an order to this, see if you can figure it out.)

Take, for instance, Mason Wyler's Myspace Blog. Up until the last entry, he has gotten so many rude and disrespectful comments, like he's little more than an expensive prostitute. Like people have totally forgotten there's a person who's doing these porn videos? I mean, he also gets a good amount of normal people who actually treat him with a certain amount of respect and don't say shit like "i'll pay you 500 bucks to have sex w/ me!!!!!11oneone"
Seriously, morons, the boy has a boyfriend. And honestly, if you're willing to pay that much (or more!) for sex, what makes you think you're attractive enough for it to be worth that amount? Geezis.
Anyways, that's not the point. The point is that I see a lot of this rudeness on his blog. Why? I don't know. He always seems like a sweetheart to the people that don't treat him like a toy. Sure, he cops an attitude if you earn it (and even then, I'd probably give these people so much more attitude than Mason does. He's usually along the lines of "Excuse you, I have a boyfriend" whereas I'd probably be like "Yeah, so, with your face you better add a whole lot more zeroes to the end of that number and pray a lot.")

Meanwhile, we have Pete Ross, whom I adore. Now, I'm sure I don't see all of his fan interaction since he approves the comments on his blogs and I'm positive he's very selective about the fan e-mail he posts. That's cool, though. Actually, I think that's probably better because that's sort of like...if you're one of those people who like confesses secrets to the stars you love, you're able to do that and you can feel safe that it's still going to be a secret.
Anyways, what I've seen though is a lot of respect, but there is still sometimes that sort of "Hey, you must be a whore, please sleep with me?" thing that crops up, mostly in the subtext, of some of his fan's messages.
Which, honestly, kind of disgusting. It's subtle though, tolerable. And Pete handles it really well. But, and maybe I'm just being all conceited here but...what kind of fan doesn't know that Pete is madly in love with his boyfriend? Not like either one of them is hiding it, for serious now.

Jason Ridge is much the same as Pete, in a lot of ways (although he is less open about his romantic life, although I'm pretty sure he's seeing someone? I could be wrong.) Pete and Jason also seem to be near the top of the "compliments" heap, with a higher percentage of "omg your so hot" comments and such than most of the other porn stars. Not that the others don't get a TON of that as well...
(And how about the first result in my Google Image search for "Jason Ridge" came up with my blog? Awesome!!)

The only one who tops Jason and Pete, percentage-wise, in the compliments area is Jonathan Vargas. This is mostly because he's still a newcomer, really, so it may change. As more fans discover him, I'll have to revisit this idea...but I am pretty sure he's going to join the same category as Pete and Jason.

Then you get Francois Sagat. I can only judge Francois' fan interaction from the letters that I see and can read, because of the whole foreign languages thing butttt...Francois, aside from the compliments, gets ine thing I think is highly...well, stupid. People asking him to plan performances at clubs near them. I know I'm on the edge of that with my "Gosh, I wish I could get to your show" comments that I sometimes leave him but I at least understand that someone else is scheduling these appearances. I'm sure Francois gets some say, but you want him to show up at a club, he's not the guy to talk to. Talk to the owner of the club...duh. :-P
But, anyhow, his fans (in general) seem more respectful than any of the other porn stars I've addressed yet in this post.

Then you hit upon Francesco D'Macho's blog. For some reason I can't figure out, he has, by light years, the most respectful fans (unless there's something in the ones I can't read because of the foreign language thing) (some of those fans are so fluent in Italian, it's insane...and probably because they're from Italy :-P). Like, his posts end up being conversations because his fans (myself included, but I tend to be like this for everyone I'm a fan of) are...relaxed and conversational in their comments to him. I'm sure he gets a fair amount of the disrespectful comments, and since he screens them maybe he just leaves them out so no one sees them but...the point is, his fans are so much more polite and treat him like much more of a human being rather than a toy or a tool.
(Ha, and I adore how much my blog shows up in these Google image searches...I haven't even featured Francesco D'Macho and I'm all over his image search.)
Only Johnny Hazzard also has this quality in the comments on his blog, but I'm sure that's because commenting on his blog requires membership to his site and also reading through his posts that tend to be long, scenic, and descriptive of his life. (Which I enjoy each and every post, but I can't afford membership, so poo!)

So, here's my question: why do fans act in the way that they do regarding different stars? Is it a regional thing? The attitude of the star? Both? Neither? Is it how much you screen your comments and such? Am I thinking into this waaay too deeply?

My other question, and this is the hugely important one: when is Roman Heart going to get a blog???? :-P (SO kidding, guys, I don't want to stalk him. No, really...)