I'm posting quickly while dinner nukes in the microwave.

First thing, an observation...I don't know how many of you have heard country music described as "the music of pain"? Well, I have. I usually disagree, like most genres I find a great deal of country to be a display of great talent.
Country music is the music of pain when you can hear it all over your apartment and you're playing Darren Hayes at your computer's highest volume. God damn, neighbors, what big speakers you have.
It used to be our upstairs neighbors were the only noisy ones -- and we're fine with noisy neighbors because we are too -- but I'm not fine with hearing some screeching harpy sing about her dead puppy and how every rose has its thorn. (Usually a good song, but the singer of this version was craptastical...)

Anyways...I am the proud owner of John Tucker Must Die. This means I now own all three movies that my friends and I have decided are necessary for a Bitch Slap Movie weekend (Mean Girls, Saved!, and John Tucker Must Die). I kind of wish I knew of a college-aged movie that was similar....alas, I don't.

I also bought Basic Plumbing 3, which for the most part is (as far as I'm concerned) a no-name cast....excepting of course, Roman Heart, Erik Rhodes, and Christian Owen. It's a damn good porn despite the fact that I only know who three people in it are.

Anyways, microwave is beeping and I'm starving and off to rehearsal!!!!!

I'll update you on further drama from the day job when I return! (Because I didn't have enough reasons to quit before...)

Pretty Person of the Week!

The Pretty Person of the Week this week was inspired by Shaney, however inadvertantly.

You see, Shaney made a post about Mark Dalton, which got me thinking about other absolutely stunning, muscular-enough-to-crush-me studs....of which, Falcon Studios has several to offer.

My particular favorite of Falcon's huge hunks, though, is Erik Rhodes. Yes, Kendall, it's your lucky day. ;-)

He has this tough guy appeal, and apparently is known for being "rude" although, I'm pretty sure it's just a genuine take-no-bullshit attitude, not actual rudeness. You have to admire those guys who don't deal in bullshit, because even those of us who say we don't put up with it sometimes.

One thing that sets Erik apart from the other porn stars I've talked about is that he, as far as I know, does not dance at clubs. At least, hasn't yet. We can always hope he'll end up doing it some day...and debut at a club I'm working at.
...and who knows, we may be able to test that theory about whether or not he'd break me in half if we slept together. :P

I love his cheek bones. I'm just gonna throw that out there. I also love, y'know, everything else. But if I had to pick a favorite feature, it's his cheek bones. (Of courses, I don't HAVE to pick, it's my blog. :-P)

Another thing I love about Erik, just in case there wasn't enough already, he always appears with the HOTTEST guys. Frequently with Roman Heart, who we already know is basically my biggest fantasy, and Matthew Rush (who hasn't appeared as a featured Pretty Person yet because...well, because Erik had to come first. :-P)















One of my friends from the clubs in Rhode Island was telling me that he's Myspace friends with Erik (which, who, other than myself, isn't?) (And never fear, Erik is actually in my favorites and I'll probably add him after I make this post. :-P) and that Erik does actually message his Myspace friends. He sounds like he's super considerate to his fans, and really does consider them more "friends" than "the people who make sure he still has a job", which I think is another great and admirable quality in anybody.

This interview, ps, is so hot:


As per usual, I stole all of the images in this off of a Google Image Search. (Never let it be said, I don't give credit. :-P)