My friend Johnna, my best friend in the universe, has embraced her inner fag hag. It's not that she's got other gay friends she's doing this with that bothers me. No, that's cool. I'm even glad.
She went to a gay club though.I tried to get her to go clubbing with me and she never bit. And the way her other main gay tells it, she brought him. As in, it was her idea!! What gives?! What is Memphis doing to my girl?
Yes, Johnna, embrace your inner fag hag. Yes, Johnna, go to the gay clubs. But do not lose your gay club virginity when I am not there!! Come on! That's my natural habitat! You didn't even go for
my first time dancing (which, sad face), but you'll go in Memphis?!So, yeah, I'm a lil bit jealous.
To those of you in Memphis, if you should see the girl in these pictures at any gay activity or club....accost her! Kidnap her, put her in a large box with holes punched in it, and mail her to Pennsylvania!
I mean, seriously. Getting kidnapped is at least what she deserves, right?
And plus, I miss her. :(
