"The universe has been changed because we touched..."

So I really have nothing to say except, rehearsal is going well and yesterday Katie went back to the doctor and they told her she's even more of a cripple than we thought so yours truly is now a full-time nurse! :P

My stats have informed me that I really need to talk about hot famous people more often -- ow, ow twist my arm. Even if it's just a picture here and there. Most specificlly, Ethan Reynolds -- who is, I'm not even kidding, getting me more hits than anything else on this blog by a long shot. (Adam Bouska is running second, so expect him to be featured with some regularity too! And of course, the various porn stars generate some interest too...)

Don't worry, those of you who read this for me and my exciting life...I'm still going to be self-centered and write almost exclusively about me. I'll just throw in little nuggets and photos about other people who are more interesting or at least more well-known (until I make it to Hollywood...watch out bitches! :P)

Other than his whole thing going on with The Lair on Here TV (which, ps, is also going to be featuring Johnny Hazzard! I need to get me this Here TV thing! :P) most of Ethan's news is exclusive, only going to his "Board of Advisors", which I am not a part of (please, I can barely handle myself, let alone a well-known model breaking into television) and even if I were a part of it, that's classified information!

Anyways, the news I do have to share is this: if you are friends with Ethan he has a photo up now which needs comments. Not for him. For the other party involved. David DeCocteau, the director of the Brotherhood movies (which I love, though probably more for their homosexual undertones than the actual, plot :P)Ethan really wants people to let David DeCoteau know how many fans he has, so here's the plan for any of you who have Myspace -- go to Ethan's page, add him if you aren't friends! If you are already friends with him then just go to the photo and leave a comment!

(Pictures were borrowed from Ethan's Myspace and from Hazzard Ahead. I do not own any of the pictures or the people in them.)

Pretty Person of the Week (and Post-dating is my favorite!)

So........this week the pretty person of the week is somebody I know basically nothing about yet (yet being the key word). But the man is cropping up in everything I read and look at this week, so I had to post about him. I give you....Blake Riley!

Like I said, I know basically nothing about him, but every time I see a picture of him (even when he's clothed) my breath catches and I'm like "Oooh, who's that beautiful man?"

I'm finding the (non-pornographic) pictures I can, but this is tough work! :-P You can go see a photo of him with Johnny Hazzard and Tyler Riggz on Hazzard Ahead -- it's actually a photo from the Grabbys too! (And there's a picture of Johnny and Francesco D'Macho there as well!)

He's cute, aside from in the looks department but also in the personality department, if what little is on his website so far is any indication.

I know he's done other stuff than his work on Randy Blue, but I honestly can't tell you what it is. I feel all underprepared, but that's okay. You know you actually look at these posts for the pictures, and not the stuff I say. :P

And he's a dancer too. Of course, I missed his appearance at Club XL and his appearance at Chris Harris' Big Easy Mardi Gras party (which were around the same time). There are pictures of the Mardi Gras appearance though -- and they are HOT!!

Disclaimer: All pictures borrowed from BlakeRiley.com, and I didn't ask permission so this whole post is basically totally illegal. But I only average 55 hits a day, and I'm (definitely) making no money so...what are the chances someone actually cares? :P

EDIT: So how about one of my managers at A&F made out with him at the Big Easy Mardi Gras party? Yeah, I'm so jealous of her.

"If you sell your soul, at least you've made a sale"

"It's All About the Green" from The Wedding Singer -- the musical -- is quite possibly the cleverest song about greed I have ever heard. I love it. I love that whole musical, actually. But that really has nothing to do with anything, that's just me being extremely attention deficit.

Last night was insane.
First I went out, in the torrential rain, to Club XL. It was PACKED! There was a Countdown to Pride event that I had forgotten about. I didn't stay long, but I said hi to most of my friends there, including some who weren't there last time I was. Pot Pie said there were seventeen dancers working, and at first I thought "Nobody's gonna make any money!" but considering how many people were there, I can imagine that everyone made out like bandits.

So then I headed to Mirabar to meet up with Grace and another friend of mine from high school, Naseer. Also, Ryan, who I've known for a while but never met in person, came. So we were hanging out having fun and the club started to get pretty crowded too. Apparently I like to dance more than them, so I kind of stayed on the dance floor most of the night and they watched so I didn't end up spending as much time with them as I would have liked to.
The Pennsylvanian I thought I recognized was there again, so this time I grabbed a chance to talk to him. Turned out I hadn't lost my mind -- he really is who I thought he was. I ended up hanging out with him and his friend who, as it turned out I'm friends with on Myspace but hadn't met. They were in RI on a spontaneous little vacation but they left this morning.
I also met a guy named Joey. We may or may not have made out. On the dance floor. Whatever. I gave him my number, I got his. We'll see what happens there, but I'm not convinced. There was drama with his friends, and his text messages are...frequent. And occassionally clingy. I sure know how to pick 'em, don't I?
I also ended up making friends with a bartender named Jim, a guy named Justin who I went to a diner with and who is awesome. I also met some guy named Lenny who works there but I couldn't tell you what his job is.

So, I am still trying to decide where my night job this summer is going to be. I'll have something worked out soon, I'm sure.

Oh, and in other news...I have discovered (through going back to ages-old comments) that Hazzard Ahead is free to be a member of. So now I feel silly, but oh well. :P That's why I threw a Johnny Hazzard picture in here. Also I've had a string of posts with no pictures, and I feel boring and sad.

"If I tell you I'm weak and I'm scared, will that seem absurd? I'm the loneliest boy in the world."

Okay, no, the song lyrics in the title have nothing to do with this. It's just the song that was playing.

Moooving on...
I sometimes like to look at the way fans interact with their celebrities. It's amazing just how much it varies. And not just between industries. Just taking a look at the blogs of some of my favorite porn stars, the behaviors of fans are SO different.
(There is an order to this, see if you can figure it out.)

Take, for instance, Mason Wyler's Myspace Blog. Up until the last entry, he has gotten so many rude and disrespectful comments, like he's little more than an expensive prostitute. Like people have totally forgotten there's a person who's doing these porn videos? I mean, he also gets a good amount of normal people who actually treat him with a certain amount of respect and don't say shit like "i'll pay you 500 bucks to have sex w/ me!!!!!11oneone"
Seriously, morons, the boy has a boyfriend. And honestly, if you're willing to pay that much (or more!) for sex, what makes you think you're attractive enough for it to be worth that amount? Geezis.
Anyways, that's not the point. The point is that I see a lot of this rudeness on his blog. Why? I don't know. He always seems like a sweetheart to the people that don't treat him like a toy. Sure, he cops an attitude if you earn it (and even then, I'd probably give these people so much more attitude than Mason does. He's usually along the lines of "Excuse you, I have a boyfriend" whereas I'd probably be like "Yeah, so, with your face you better add a whole lot more zeroes to the end of that number and pray a lot.")

Meanwhile, we have Pete Ross, whom I adore. Now, I'm sure I don't see all of his fan interaction since he approves the comments on his blogs and I'm positive he's very selective about the fan e-mail he posts. That's cool, though. Actually, I think that's probably better because that's sort of like...if you're one of those people who like confesses secrets to the stars you love, you're able to do that and you can feel safe that it's still going to be a secret.
Anyways, what I've seen though is a lot of respect, but there is still sometimes that sort of "Hey, you must be a whore, please sleep with me?" thing that crops up, mostly in the subtext, of some of his fan's messages.
Which, honestly, kind of disgusting. It's subtle though, tolerable. And Pete handles it really well. But, and maybe I'm just being all conceited here but...what kind of fan doesn't know that Pete is madly in love with his boyfriend? Not like either one of them is hiding it, for serious now.

Jason Ridge is much the same as Pete, in a lot of ways (although he is less open about his romantic life, although I'm pretty sure he's seeing someone? I could be wrong.) Pete and Jason also seem to be near the top of the "compliments" heap, with a higher percentage of "omg your so hot" comments and such than most of the other porn stars. Not that the others don't get a TON of that as well...
(And how about the first result in my Google Image search for "Jason Ridge" came up with my blog? Awesome!!)

The only one who tops Jason and Pete, percentage-wise, in the compliments area is Jonathan Vargas. This is mostly because he's still a newcomer, really, so it may change. As more fans discover him, I'll have to revisit this idea...but I am pretty sure he's going to join the same category as Pete and Jason.

Then you get Francois Sagat. I can only judge Francois' fan interaction from the letters that I see and can read, because of the whole foreign languages thing butttt...Francois, aside from the compliments, gets ine thing I think is highly...well, stupid. People asking him to plan performances at clubs near them. I know I'm on the edge of that with my "Gosh, I wish I could get to your show" comments that I sometimes leave him but I at least understand that someone else is scheduling these appearances. I'm sure Francois gets some say, but you want him to show up at a club, he's not the guy to talk to. Talk to the owner of the club...duh. :-P
But, anyhow, his fans (in general) seem more respectful than any of the other porn stars I've addressed yet in this post.

Then you hit upon Francesco D'Macho's blog. For some reason I can't figure out, he has, by light years, the most respectful fans (unless there's something in the ones I can't read because of the foreign language thing) (some of those fans are so fluent in Italian, it's insane...and probably because they're from Italy :-P). Like, his posts end up being conversations because his fans (myself included, but I tend to be like this for everyone I'm a fan of) are...relaxed and conversational in their comments to him. I'm sure he gets a fair amount of the disrespectful comments, and since he screens them maybe he just leaves them out so no one sees them but...the point is, his fans are so much more polite and treat him like much more of a human being rather than a toy or a tool.
(Ha, and I adore how much my blog shows up in these Google image searches...I haven't even featured Francesco D'Macho and I'm all over his image search.)
Only Johnny Hazzard also has this quality in the comments on his blog, but I'm sure that's because commenting on his blog requires membership to his site and also reading through his posts that tend to be long, scenic, and descriptive of his life. (Which I enjoy each and every post, but I can't afford membership, so poo!)

So, here's my question: why do fans act in the way that they do regarding different stars? Is it a regional thing? The attitude of the star? Both? Neither? Is it how much you screen your comments and such? Am I thinking into this waaay too deeply?

My other question, and this is the hugely important one: when is Roman Heart going to get a blog???? :-P (SO kidding, guys, I don't want to stalk him. No, really...)

Thursday's Pretty Person...

So I'm a few hours late. So sue me. :-P
(No, please don't...)
Anyways, today, as our first pretty person of 2007, I'm giving you quite the Rascal, so you better watch out. ;-)

Yeah, this week we have the hottastical porn star Johnny Hazzard!!
I've heard some (insane) people, for a strange reason I cannot fathom, say he's not hot. I don't get it. Maybe they don't like his hot tatoos, or the glamorous jewelry he wears, or possibly his entrancing eyes, or the fact that he is one of those rare guys who pull off scruff in an incredibly hot way, or his cute smile...

He's got a unique style that, while I don't think anyone else would ever attempt it, is gorgeous on him and gives him a certain glamour (that's right, I spelled it the British way...suck on that, Fergie. :-P). Glamour, along with confidence, are a total turn on. Someone who is only mediocre in their hottness will jump to a complete 10 if they are glamorous enough. And Johnny Hazzard is confident, glamorous, *and* hot so that puts him at...what, a 30 out of 10? Yeah, I thought so.

Usually I go for blue eyes and green eyes more than other color eyes but Johnny's hazel eyes are so enticing and entrancing that they are totally irresistable. When you could get lost in someone's eyes for hours when you're looking at their photo on a computer screen, you know they got lucky when they dove into the gene pool.


He wears plenty of rings, along with his hottttt tattoos. I like rings, and I think it's awesome that he wears so many of them. And hot. And sexy. And glamorous (like I already said about him). Fashion wise, this man can do basically no wrong in my eyes. Or at least, hasn't yet to my knowledge (except for his admitted one in his interview on ChicagoPride).
So now some of you are probably wondering what he's done. What, other than his glamour that I keep going on about and his obvious sexiness, do I find so appealing about this man?
Well, you should know by now that as shallow as I happen to be, I always try to appeal to people who might actually care about personality and accomplishments. And Hazzard? He certainly should appeal to those people as well!
He's a well-established porn star. He's a Rascal Video Exclusive (which means, I gather, that he works for Chi Chi LaRue like all of the time, and that's pretty fabulous) and he's done a multitude of videos (some of which, like Wrong Side of the Tracks, even have plot! Well, I think it does, I haven't ever had a chance to see it...) He also dances at clubs sometimes, which I think is cool because it sort of makes us kindred spirits in that way. (Of course, lots of porn stars do that...Jonathon Vargas does, for instance). He also writes music reviews on his blog sometimes, which the movie reviewer in me (left over from my days on my high school paper) thinks is pretty awesome.

His winning personality shines through on his eloquent and cleverly titled blog Hazzard Ahead. It also has what I think might be one of the most clever pictures involving the Empire State Building ever on it. Great, great, great personality and a witty sense of humor? Totally increases his hottness factor even more.

Aside from that, he has two videos of himself dancing on YouTube. One of these videos has already appeared on my blog, and the other is kind of him goofing around, but it's really cool. Then he published another video: his singing debut. And I love it:

Another perk to Mister Hazzard? He's lives in Massachusetts, which may speak ill of his driving skills but speaks well of his taste (even if it is in Provincetown...granted, that is a prejudice left over from a childhood trauma nine years ago, it might be time to move on :-P). If only he came a little south and lived in Providence instead, y'know? Ah well, you win some, you lose some, and some of them like Cape Cod.

One of our other favorites on this blog, Pete Ross, also appears in Wrong Side of the Tracks. Hazzard has also worked with Jason Ridge. Good taste? Mmhmm, I think so.

In other, personalish news, with the beginning of 2007 we can begin counting down to the movie I was an extra in this summer. Normal Adolescent Behavior should be coming out soon, so keep your eyes and ears peeled. I was assured that at least the back of my head would be in it, how exciting is that?

"You answer me in riddles..."

I've got opening night tonight. I don't think the tech stuff is ready so I'm a little bit scurred! But, hey, I'm sure it will all turn out fine.

I pretty much love this video -- good music, hot porn star (yay Johnny Hazzard) dancing! And he's wearing clothes -- and I definitely think Johnny Hazzard is hottest when clothed. Could just be me.

"My body's moving into light!"
I'll admit, I dance and jump around when I play that video too.