My friend Johnna, my best friend in the universe, has embraced her inner fag hag. It's not that she's got other gay friends she's doing this with that bothers me. No, that's cool. I'm even glad.
She went to a gay club though.I tried to get her to go clubbing with me and she never bit. And the way her other main gay tells it, she brought him. As in, it was her idea!! What gives?! What is Memphis doing to my girl?
Yes, Johnna, embrace your inner fag hag. Yes, Johnna, go to the gay clubs. But do not lose your gay club virginity when I am not there!! Come on! That's my natural habitat! You didn't even go for
my first time dancing (which, sad face), but you'll go in Memphis?!So, yeah, I'm a lil bit jealous.
To those of you in Memphis, if you should see the girl in these pictures at any gay activity or club....accost her! Kidnap her, put her in a large box with holes punched in it, and mail her to Pennsylvania!
I mean, seriously. Getting kidnapped is at least what she deserves, right?
And plus, I miss her. :(
7 comments:
Be careful what you wish for. I had a friend who would go to gay bars and start making out with gay guys. I told her that if I ever caught her doing that, she'd be disowned.
She never did it in front of me, although once she did start making out with a female friend of hers.
See, I think it would be hysterical if she made out with a gay guy. It would never happen though, she's totally devoted to her beau.
G - One time offer. I have never been to a gay bar. I will go with you for my first time ever. ;) PARTY
I am sure you will always be her #1 fag, but maybe she didn't want to see you strip down to your skivvies, we can be supportive without watching all the details.
I just want to point out that Johnna is not in a gay club in either of those pictures... at least not in Memphis.
If I see her out, I'll chat her up!
That is mean of a girlfriend to do to you. I'm so sorry. You're obviously busy crying into your pillow right now, too distraught to deal with life. ;-)
Don't fret sweetie...She may not have been ready to go back when...At least you know that she has broken her silence on the Gay Club Scene & now there are NO excuses next time you catch up...But hey from what I read you have a great offer from another wonderful women...*winks*
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