"All the girls seem to like you"

I had such the best night evvveeerrrrrrr last night.

It wasn't particularly wild or crazy, but funny story about how I got hit on by a girl. At a gay club.

So, I'm sitting there chatting with a friend of mine and this girl sits on my knee. Just like "Whomp!" on my knee. She was acting drunk -- she wasn't actually drunk, I don't think, but she was pretending. So, she apologizes and then doesn't move. No, she asks "Are you gay?" "Yeah," I reply. THEN she gets off of my knee, and sits next to me -- leaning up against me like she thinks it'll turn me straight -- and I go back to the conversation I'd been in the middle of.
This girl keeps interrupting trying to get me to talk to her, so I ignore her because she's being rude. Finally she goes "Well, I hope you have a good night" and gets up and leaves.
The thing is, even if I was straight, I don't think I would've been attracted to her. :-P

But, no, that's not the best story. The best story is about how Josh gave me his phone number. Actually, that's kind of the whole story. I have his phone number, and I've been assured that he likes me. He himself said he loved everything about my drunken Myspace comment I left him. So...he wanted me to call him, and I did. We haven't arranged a date or anything, and I don't want to count my chickens before they hatch, but if I had to guess I would say that we will have at least one date.

At which point he will realize that I don't actually know how to date. :-P
So, just to check with the professionals out there...a good first date is something like a movie and then getting something to eat, right? And it is okay to bring a single yellow flower (such as a carnation)?
My biggest question though was best worded in an episode of Buffy: "What if the talking thing becomes the awkward silence thing?"