Just in time for my date with a boy I'm not interested in. We're going to see The Covenant tonight. Expect a review when I get back (because I'm not going back to his place.)
Er, a review of the movie...not of the date. (Unless you guys want one...?)
I just saw on MySpace a bulletin. I've seen it before, but really, it warrants discussing. It's that "What a Kiss Means" thing. We've all seen it, we all know it. So, the Italics is what the bulletin said, and the bold is what my own interpretation is.*Kiss on the stomach-----"lets have sex"/"I have a thing for belly buttons."There's some advice tacked onto the end of the bulletin as well, which I think bears repeating:
*Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine"/"I care about you."
*Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny"/"I want to make you horny."
*Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
*Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"/"I'm trying to impress you, is it working?"
*Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"/"I want to make you horny."
*Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"/"Keep taking off your clothes, I'm just getting started."
*Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"/"I like you." (At least I hope those are the meanings of it...)
*Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other"/"I don't want you to leave me."
*Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"
*Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you"/"I've got a thing for ears..."
*Holding on tight ---"Don't let go"/"I'm gonna miss you when you're gone."
*Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't leave me"/"How do you feel about me?"
*Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me"/"You're so cute when you're shorter than me."
*Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"/"Mine mine mine mine."
*Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you"/"Something funny happened. Not you, I swear!"
* Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
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